Seventy-eight percent of people will not have the attention span to finish reading this subhead; just 11% will click the link; only 2% will actually read the story.
ICE will now be known as the SA, or Serial Assassins, as the agency shifts its focus from immigration to the murder of innocent U.S. citizens exercising their First and Second Amendment rights; Uniforms will become mandatory tomorrow.
Many in the valley have been unknowingly practicing for years
Gap in Santa’s gift quality and quantity between Ketchum and Bellevue continues to widen, for 53rd-consecutive-year.