Owner of Mega Mansion Devoted to Minimalism
Catherine Champre bought a Mini Cooper to help save the world; hopes to ‘lead by example’ in displaying true tenets of minimalist living, selflessness
Robert Lesh
Pluto
Stanley Couple Cycles to LDS Church In Search of LSD
Seekers’ voyage does not meet expectations; laughter, fun still shared by all!
Skier is ‘Definitely Moving’ Due to Lack of Snow
Allen “Slopey” Nonieve’s roommate said the behavior is “exhausting” and “I really hope he actually does move this time.”
Trump Plans To Invade Mexico To Reclaim Land ‘Stolen’ in 1871
The president claims a Mexican gambler and his pet chihuahua stole much of what is present-day northern Mexico after they cheated in a game of Texas Hold’em — claims to have video proof; Mexican food will now be known as “American Food!”
Allen & Co. Damages to SV Sewer Est. At $13 Million
System flooded with toxic combo of ego, greed, cocaine, ketamine and bullshit
Thanksgiving Leftovers of Trauma Fill Valley Fridges
While misery levels were down in 2025, many valley residents still reported being hobbled by family squabbles (gobble, gobble)