Fourth-grader Trent Gabriel could be heard squealing with delight as he skimmed the treetops of the cottonwood-lined Big Wood River corridor on his way to the Community School on Monday morning. He instantly achieved “legend” status among his peers.
The devil said Israel, with help from Jeffrey Epstein, spent decades blackmailing U.S. politicians to secure American support for war with Iran and genocide in Gaza. “Trump is a pedophile, as are many American figures,” Satan said. “And thanks to Epstein, Netanyahu has the proof.”
The performance, “Lies of a Liar,” was so poorly written and exhaustively long that even puppet fanatics complained; Puppet masters consisted of billionaires and former associates of Jeffrey Epstein — or both. Mostly both.
Racism, ignorance and abject stupidity were on full display on social media platforms following the Grammy Award winner’s Super Bowl halftime show, which was riddled with offensive messages of togetherness.
The pro freeride skier and former SVSEF athlete will compete in the downhill and super-G events after an unplanned and unexpected victory last month in Austria caught the attention of U.S. coaches.
“I used to specialize in hunting down Nazi scum. This Bovino guy was a fraud — an easy take,” said one American GI ghost who tracked and detained Nazi war criminals in Germany in the years immediately following the end of World War II.
President Trump will crown the honorees during the “Freedom 250” celebration on July 4, 2026; St. Luke’s administrators to host a ceremony celebrating nurses’ low pay and the removal of additional benefits.
Embarrasses wife at company New Year’s Eve party by telling everyone that Larry Pounder, who suffers from narcolepsy, is “a freak who [expletive] dead people.”
Glendale residents now angry at Chantrelle for supposedly distracting Bellevue city officials from sewage issues; you can not make this shit up.