Danish Government Under Fire for Mocking Man with Dementia
International community criticizes Denmark for mocking a man with dementia after Nobel Peace Prize rejection and attempted Greenland grab; France’s Trudeau is énervé.
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BREAKING: SEAL Team 11 Makes Landfall in Greenland Invasion
Members of the 45th Mechanized Penguin Brigade secured beachheads ahead of the seals’ landfall.
ICE Job Fair Hopes to Attract Psychopaths, Murderers, People Who Want to Try Murder
Organizers of the hiring clinic, to be held this Saturday, want to remind applicants that ICE agents “can shoot and kill innocent people whenever they want and President Trump is totally cool with it.”
Disputed ‘5Be a Distracted Driver’ Comp Starts Sunday
Many in the valley have been unknowingly practicing for years
Stanley Couple Cycles to LDS Church In Search of LSD
Seekers’ voyage does not meet expectations; laughter, fun still shared by all!