Ketchumite Wally Chef was irate after misreading a story about a man who is “antidentite,” a reference to a Seinfeld episode about prejudice against dentists. Chef, an avid fan of the sitcom, insisted Bugle wrote “antidentist,” not “antidentite,” despite clear evidence to the contrary.
Darren Vickers, a 40-year valley resident and daily skier, enjoyed early ups on Baldy, skiing as fast as he wanted down College, access to closed terrain, and free coffee and pastries in Lookout Lodge.“It was a great season,” Vickers said. “Despite my efforts, I made zero busts.”
The Jack Russell terrier said he’s afraid his owner, Marjorie Magatron, is destroying his soul with her irrational and aggressive support for President Donald Trump. “Her ignorance plays off her crazy, and vice versa,” the terrier said. “Please help me.”
A hulking Soviet-era helicopter with rocket capabilities was purchased by SVSEF to provide access to more aggressive big-mountain terrain for enhanced freeride training. Students will also learn how to fire rockets and use dynamite for avalanche control work.
A prophesied figure who claims devotion to Jesus Christ, privately opposes him, masquerades as a savior, and gains global power to deceive humanity before the end times. This is the definition of the Antichrist. Sound familiar? This is “our president,” the great unifier who sits in his White House bed
Young ripper from Hailey passed out in the backseat of the car on the way home; both hot cocoas had extra marshmallows.
International community criticizes Denmark for mocking a man with dementia after Nobel Peace Prize rejection and attempted Greenland grab; France’s Trudeau is énervé.
Organizers of the hiring clinic, to be held this Saturday, want to remind applicants that ICE agents “can shoot and kill innocent people whenever they want and President Trump is totally cool with it.”
New Bellevue dealership’s gesture to offset intrusive, bright security lights with even brighter Christmas lights is not well received; Neighbors fear city officials will “probably not really do anything about it.”
Project aims to compensate guests for poor snow conditions, limited open terrain; full spa service planned in cars 4, 20 and 36