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God Confirms Trump is the Antichrist, Racist to the Core

Trump, who God has determined is eternally evil, racist and revolting, has been sentenced to eternity in fiery hell. So have all of his supporters.

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A prophesied figure who claims devotion to Jesus Christ, privately opposes him, masquerades as a savior, and gains global power to deceive humanity before the end times. This is the definition of the Antichrist. Sound familiar?

This is “our president,” the great unifier who sits in his White House bed posting disgusting, racist images of the Obamas — in the middle of the night. But let’s not pretend we didn’t already know this about him and his handlers.

To those who still invoke God to justify Trump’s cruelty, corruption or authoritarianism: your complicity will be judged harshly.

As this nation approaches its 250th year, this is how we find ourselves governed — a stark reminder that the United States has not made the progress it so often claims.

Much of what makes this country humane, pluralistic and decent has been destroyed by Trump and his supporters.

This is a moment that demands moral clarity and action. We must rise as one and slay this beast.

“This darkness got to give.” - Hunter/Garcia

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