Ketchum Likened to ‘Wild Africa’ During Presidents Week
Cougars — identified as older, sexually aggressive women — attacked several young men over the busy holiday, according to Ketchum PD; local group provided safari tours to public.
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Rotarun To Offer Heli-Skiing in 2027
A hulking Soviet-era helicopter with rocket capabilities was purchased by SVSEF to provide access to more aggressive big-mountain terrain for enhanced freeride training. Students will also learn how to fire rockets and use dynamite for avalanche control work.
NBC Proposes Figure Skating-Hockey Combo to Boost Male Viewership
NBC wants Olympic figure skating events and hockey games to occur simultaneously on the same ice to attract and retain more male viewers, most of whom hate figure skating.
Racists Flock to Social Media to Protest Bad Bunny’s Message of Love, Unity
Racism, ignorance and abject stupidity were on full display on social media platforms following the Grammy Award winner’s Super Bowl halftime show, which was riddled with offensive messages of togetherness.
Tennis Ball in Frozen Pond is Driving Golden Retriever Nuts
Owsley, a 3-year-old golden retriever from Ketchum, said he’s “convinced” that a tennis ball visible through the clear ice of a frozen pond near his home is “actually a demon trying to make me lose my [expletive] mind.”
‘Crazy Karl’ a Last Second Addition to U.S. Olympic Alpine Ski Team
The pro freeride skier and former SVSEF athlete will compete in the downhill and super-G events after an unplanned and unexpected victory last month in Austria caught the attention of U.S. coaches.
3-Year-Old Rips 18 Laps on Dollar’s Magic Carpet, Downs Two Hot Cocoas in Après
Young ripper from Hailey passed out in the backseat of the car on the way home; both hot cocoas had extra marshmallows.
New Town of ‘Nuremberg’ Established Near Minneapolis as Future Site of ICE Trials
Although the trials are likely still years away, construction is nearly complete on a courthouse and jail the town says will be needed to handle an expected influx of ICE officers facing serious criminal charges.
Komandant Bovino Captured by GI and Soviet Ghosts from World War II, Sent to Siberian Gulag
“I used to specialize in hunting down Nazi scum. This Bovino guy was a fraud — an easy take,” said one American GI ghost who tracked and detained Nazi war criminals in Germany in the years immediately following the end of World War II.
Vacationers Mistake Power House for Gay Biker Bar
Disappointment turns to excitement when group of five lead entire restaurant in epic hours-long Lady Gaga dance party; “Born This Way” played at least 11 times.
Danish Government Under Fire for Mocking Man with Dementia
International community criticizes Denmark for mocking a man with dementia after Nobel Peace Prize rejection and attempted Greenland grab; France’s Trudeau is énervé.
BREAKING: SEAL Team 11 Makes Landfall in Greenland Invasion
Members of the 45th Mechanized Penguin Brigade secured beachheads ahead of the seals’ landfall.
ICE Job Fair Hopes to Attract Psychopaths, Murderers, People Who Want to Try Murder
Organizers of the hiring clinic, to be held this Saturday, want to remind applicants that ICE agents “can shoot and kill innocent people whenever they want and President Trump is totally cool with it.”
Disputed ‘5Be a Distracted Driver’ Comp Starts Sunday
Many in the valley have been unknowingly practicing for years
Stanley Couple Cycles to LDS Church In Search of LSD
Seekers’ voyage does not meet expectations; laughter, fun still shared by all!