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BREAKING: Vegas Shifts Odds on Trump Ending the World to 5–1

The line, which was set at 14-1 last week, was shortened due to Trump’s certifiably insane comments on Easter Sunday and renewed warnings from the president’s mentor — Satan — that he may in fact “fuck the world in the face.”

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Joe Pescito and Vegas oddsmakers shortened the line on Trump ending the world to 5-1.

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With abject psychopath and devil in disguise President Donald Trump threatening to destroy a “whole civilization,” Las Vegas oddsmakers now appear to believe there is a legitimate chance he could use a nuclear weapon in Iran, potentially steering the world toward Armageddon.

The line is now set at 5-1.

“I mean, the guy is a straight-up psychopath, and he’s surrounded himself with other psychopaths and yes men,” said Joe Pescito, a Vegas oddsmaker. “He’s also totally insane and as evil as it gets. So we felt it was necessary to shorten the odds.”

Iranians shifted their own betting lines Tuesday morning in Tehran, with odds that the president will be killed by someone within his own Cabinet shortened to 7-1 from 12-1.

The odds that Trump will spend eternity in fiery hell for crimes against humanity stand at even money.

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