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Hello, and welcome! This is Sun Valley Bugle, where the news is so real you’ll stop being fake.

We are an independent satire publication launched in December 2025 by a dedicated team of Wood River Valley writers committed to bringing you the hardest-hitting news you can handle. 

Between ravaging local coverage and occasional breaking national-news our articles will stimulate you in ways you’ve never imagined. Bugle will also (soon) feature letters to the editor, a classified vent-fest section and an assortment of stories celebrating all the color that makes this valley’s spectrum of crazy so beautiful and entertaining (the entire staff at Bugle is certifiably batshit so we truly love and embrace the magic).

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Fake Orgasms Spike in Ketchum, Sun Valley

Fake Orgasms Spike in Ketchum, Sun Valley

The trend began in 2020, when waves of newcomers swept into the valley, bringing what many describe as false egos and fake orgasms. Experts blame AI, curated online personas, rising housing costs, and heightened sexual expectations fueled by social media platforms like OnlyFans.

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Antioptometrite Stops Reading Bugle After Misreading Bugle

Antioptometrite Stops Reading Bugle After Misreading Bugle

Ketchumite Wally Chef was irate after misreading a story about a man who is “antidentite,” a reference to a Seinfeld episode about prejudice against dentists. Chef, an avid fan of the sitcom, insisted Bugle wrote “antidentist,” not “antidentite,” despite clear evidence to the contrary.

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